I'm not short, Tee Shirt, First Class Ego

I'm not short

Name: Tee shirt for those who are vertically challenged, but cute.
Brand: First Class Ego
SKU: 4641448_9526
Price: 24.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$24.95

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...we can't help it if you're too tall for this but we won't hold it against you.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Length (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34
Width (inches)	16 ½	18	20	22	24	26	28	30